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Introducing Ice Age Meals Holiday Smokehouse

Introducing Ice Age Meals Holiday Smokehouse

We are happy to introduce our Holiday Smokehouse line of delectable dinners designed just for you! Years in the making, these pre-cooked provisions will save you time and money while giving you hero-status among your friends and family.

We believe that Turkey shouldn't be the worst part of Thanksgiving and we're here to help!

Ice Age Meals Holiday Smokehouse Turkey Breast
What's included?
We're launching with three protein options:
  • Beef Brisket - Simply seasoned with kosher salt and pepper.
  • Turkey Breast - Brined, seasoned and smoked to perfection.
  • Pork Butt - Featuring our Super Radical Rib Rub.

We are offering several serving sizes of each in a package with Organic Purple Sweet Potato Puree, Organic Yam Puree and our Jalapeno Mango Marauder BBQ Sauce.

We also have "The Trio", which includes Brisket, Turkey Breast and Pork Butt. 

Ice Age Meals Holiday Smokehouse Trio

How does it work?

The meal kit will arrive to your house either the week before or the week of Thanksgiving (you choose). All items will be vacuum sealed and frozen and will come with reheating instructions.

The Turkey Breast will come sliced and packaged for reheating sous-vide style, by immersing in simmering water. 

The Brisket and Pork Butt will come as whole cuts, which we recommend heating in an oven at low heat. The Pork Butt is fork tender and can be pulled apart into chunks of smokey goodness easily with your hands or a pair of tongs.

Fear not! Detailed heating and serving instructions will be included with your meal kit.

Ice Age Meals Holiday Smokehouse Pork Butt

Let's do this! Where do I sign up?

CLICK HERE TO SHOP NOW!

While we have pre-selected serving sizes, we will also customize a package just for you. If you have questions or want further assistance, please contact us. We're ready to help!

You can also text us at 970-379-5322 or call us at 844-ICEAGE-1.

Ice Age Meals Holiday Smokehouse Brisket

A few more things...

If you are local to Reno, Nevada, we have a separate page designed just for you. You can find it here. 

This is a new venture for us and we'd appreciate your support. We'd love you even more if you'd share this news with your friends. Perhaps you like to cook your own holiday meals, but you have a friend who orders out? Please let them know about our Holiday Smokehouse. If you do recommend us to someone who orders, please let us know so we can send you a killer gift. After all, giving is the best part of Thanksgiving, no?

Thank you for taking the time to read this and for considering making our Holiday Smokehouse a part of your family gathering. While we don't have many reviews yet, we do have two:

"This is the best turkey I've ever tasted. I never thought I'd like turkey over brisket, but this stuff is amazing." - Jesse K.

and

"Best brisket in the history of the universe." - Jennifer L.

Give us a try, you won't be disappointed!

Thanks again!

Sincerely,

Paleo Nick

(From the front seat of The Ice Box...)

Paleo Nick Ice Age Meals Ice Box